Google Adwords can be a beautiful yet dangerous mistress… her seemingly targeted traffic, easy going daily budgets, and conservative broad matching. As you get to know each other and start to build what you think is a trust-based relationship, she slowly goes completely crazy. Like bad movie psycho girlfriend crazy (I’m looking at you Ben Stiller). Make a wrong move and she’ll set your wallet on fire with bad content network traffic, ridiculously liberal extended broad matching, and possibly throw all your clothes out the window onto the lawn because she caught you messing around with Yahoo Search Marketing.
You know Adwords isn’t perfect but she’s the best you can get. Sure there’s other fish in the sea, but that MSN chick has a lazy eye and a handlebar mustache… and who knows where those skanky banner ads have been.
Since you can’t buy your Adwords account flowers, what can you do to keep the romance alive?
Do What You’re Told!
Adwords holds all the cards in this relationship so don’t push your luck. Adwords tells you to use small focused ad groups yet you insist on a bucket. Adwords tells you to match the landing page to your ad and you send traffic to the home page. She tells you to not leave your socks on the floor in the living room… no, wait that’s my girlfriend… well you get the idea. You could make your life a lot easier if you just did what you were told. Adwords tells you how to do it right, listen!
Ask Questions
Have you ever screwed up big time with your special lady friend, and now she won’t talk to you? Seeing as you’re not even sure what you did, it’s time to do some reconnaissance with her best friend to figure out what just happened. I’m kind of like Adwords’ best girlfriend for a living.
My company gets a lot of calls from people that have been running their own Adwords Campaigns and the basic gist of most conversations is “what the hell happened to my account?” Adwords will tell you if you just ask the right way. A Search Query Report can call attention to huge amounts of waste due to the occasionally faulty logic of extended broad matching. Or a good Placement Report will show a few sites that are impressively unrelated to your business are sucking up lots of money through the content network. Adwords is full of lots of good data; you have to figure out how to turn it into information.
Put Some Effort Into Your Relationship
To be successful at anything you have to put some work into it. Keeping an Adwords Account up and running seems deceptively simple, and it is if you don’t want the best possible return out of your spending. Make plans for a date with your Adwords account on a regular basis. Light a candle, add some keywords, put on some make out music, look for inactive keywords, freshen your ad copy, look at your account from top to bottom and see what you can do to make it over. If that doesn’t work, talk about your feelings… chicks dig that.
Try Not to Talk About Money
I’m not saying Adwords is a gold digger… she’s just very opportunistic when it comes to your declared assets. Adwords has some settings that are supposed to be fun and easy and are labeled with cool words like “automatic” and “optimizer.” When Adwords wants to automatically optimize something for you, run for your life! Features like the budget optimizer are a way of getting you to fess up to how much you’re willing to spend and then taking it from you.
With a little work you and your Adwords account can be happy together for a long time, but if all else fails send Google Flowers… you never know 🙂